Hey!
Guess what?
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What?
I just got married to someone I met on-line!
That kind of thing never works out, does it?
Was this a weal wedding, or one of those Ultimwa Onwine weddings?
Well, there was actual sex afterwards, so I'm going to have to say "What is a real wedding, Alex?"
You just got married and banged your new wife!
What are you going to do now?
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