Computer,

DeadMoose

activate emergency medical hologram

Responses:

Emergency Medical Hologram

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Emergency Medical Hologram

Oh.
It's you.

DeadMoose

Yeah, I've got this chronic case of being dead.
I was hoping they'd gotten a cure for that by the time they programmed you.

Emergency Medical Hologram

I'd recommend "getting a life".

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