Girls are Evil?

MaskedKitola

Proof that we are evil:

Girls require time and money (Girls = Time x Money)
Time is money. (Time = Money)
Therefore: Girls = Money x Money

Also we know...
Money is the route of all evil. (Money = /evil)

Therefore:
Girls = (/evil) x (/evil)

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil

Responses:

George Gabriel Stokes

I'm afraid I must take issue with the 2nd line of your proof, madam.

George Gabriel Stokes

I'd like to hear the reasoning behind your translation of "requires" into multiplication, but it's no matter as I am positively certain you just copied off of your neighbor's paper.

George Gabriel Stokes

And besides, everyone knows that girls=whack.

MaskedKitola

.....Are you coming on to me?

George Gabriel Stokes

Of course not.
I only make moves on Doctoral Candidates.

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