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Nail Biter

Maxima
I cannot seem to stop biting my nails, it's been a habit for as long as I can remember. Any advice from the 'Tron on how to get rid of this addiction?

Responses:
Dr. Nick Riviera
It seems obvious that the only way to cure your problem is to remove the source of your compulsions. Fortunately I have a simple procedure.
Lisa Simpson
So, what, you're suggesting that he have his fingernails removed?
Dr. Nick Riviera
No, of course not, little girl, that would be crazy! We're just going to knock out all of his teeth!

Average rating: 4.55