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Take this job and.....no, wait!

Echo
Apparently the company I work for didn't have as much money as they thought they would have to pay employees, and rather than be so presumptuous as to ask me to work for free, they decided to let me go.

I had been unemployed for 10 months before I got that job, and I only worked there a month before they canned me, so for everybody who writes to the 'Tron about how much they hate their job, I say: You're lucky you have a job, punk, so shut yer trap.

And that goes for you, too, Dante and Randall.

Responses:
Lt. Commander Data
Perhaps you should have learned a more profitable trade.
Bender
Besides, half of us haven't worked in a year.
And are drunk off our asses.
Fry
Technically, drunk and ON our asses.
Dr. Zoidberg
And the vomiting! Don't forget the vomiting!

It says here someone should be doing that.
Echo
Well I don't have any experience vomiting, but I'm a fast learner, and I can start immediately.

Do you offer a 401k plan?
Bender
No, but you can have this air sickness bag.

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