The Topic: Crowball Machine

zenrender

If I were to put a quarter in Crow's nose, would a gumball come out?

Tom Servo

The weird thing is, it would!

zenrender

But then, what would Crow use for brains?

Crow T. Robot

What are you talking about? Servo's head is a gumball machine. My head is a soap dish, people! A soap dish!

Tom Servo

Hey Crow, back from your taxi ride?

Crow T. Robot

Yeah, I went to Arby's but then I realized I didn't have any money so I couldn't get cheese sticks.

Tom Servo

Wait, so how'd you pay for the cab?

Crow T. Robot

That's an interesting question, and I'll answer it with another question: Run!

Mike Nelson

Uh, guys, why's there a large Pakistani man with driving gloves and a baseball bat waiting on our porch?

Guys?

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