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Showering

calophi
How long can one go without taking a shower until one is considered "dirty"?

Responses:
Jeeves
I would personally say that it depends on what activities one is undertaking.

If one immediately goes and rolls in the mud, then not long at all.

If one is sitting naked in a sealed dust-free cleanroom, then quite a long time indeed.

Duckman
And as always, in either of those cases, feel free to send us pictures.

For evidence.

Jeeves
Evidence of what, sir?

Duckman
I'm not the one on trial here.

Our Lawyers
Actually, yes you are.

Duckman
Crap, that's right.

That traffic thing.

Our Lawyers
The traffic, indecent exposure, harrassment, agricultural livestock bylaw violation, assault thing.

Duckman
Yeah, that one.

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