Arr, matey!

firedao

So a pirate (perhaps Saber Swallowin' Pete) walks into a bar.

Bartender: Sir! You have a giant steering wheel in your pants!!

Aforementioned Pirate: Arr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!

Ha-haaaah! How awkward.

Responses:

Saber Swallerin' Pete

Y'arr.
'Twould chafe.

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