Boston Marathon

Phidippides

The Boston Marathon is tomorrow, but I am not in peak condition. I am leaving Boston, never to return, in August. Is it worth running if I spend the last fifteen miles in excruciating pain?

Responses:

Tom Servo

With a name like that you pretty much have to, don't you?

Crow T. Robot

Spending 15 miles in pain would be better than the last time, when you spent the last 15 miles dead.

Tom Servo

Um...didn't he die after arriving in the city?

How did he make it there if he was already dead?

Crow T. Robot

Uh...

Momentum?

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