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Supplicant

When I watch people setting themselves on fire while "backyard wresteling" and crashing their motor bikes into houses makes me feel rather... sad. Is this normal?

Responses:

Network Exec

I don't care if it's normal so long as it's not common.

Marketing Wonks

It doesn't make you so sad that you don't want to buy name brand products at low low prices, does it?

Supplicant

That depends, will it revitalize my sexual energies? Will it make me lose wieght QUICK? How about remove unwanted body hair in minutes? Does it have women "going wild?"

Marketing Wonks

You're...mocking us, aren't you?

Average rating: 4.55