So, what's the real link between Iraq and al-Qaeda?
Responses:
Saddam Hussein
The only link we have of theirs is to a super-secret ex-Soviet file-trading server, and it's so clever the weapons inspectors will never find it! (The server name uses numbers to stand for letters, it's amazing.)
It allows me to get the Russian military technology I need to keep my army up-to-date. And more importantly, the new Tatu album.
Herr Bsc
...and the French want more "inspectors" to find hot young Russian lesbian singers? Wow, it's all starting to make sense!
Saddam Hussein
Yes, that explains the French and Russians, but wait until you hear how China and Germany fit in!