See, I'm trying to get in shape and all, so all I've had to eat for lunch is a bag of harvest cheddar Sunchips and a diet coke. However I think my metabolism has gone up in the last few weeks so I probably need to eat more. Right now, that Sharpie brand permanent marker is looking pretty darn good.
My question is: what is the most effective way to totally rip off a vending machine?

My question is: what is the most effective way to totally rip off a vending machine?