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Laid Off

Maxima
Well, today is my last day of work here at <LARGE UNNAMED GLOBAL BANK>. This company sucks and treats its employees like crap so I guess I am glad I am being forced to leave. Oh, well. Oh, and anyone with a CitiBank credicard be careful - I'm leaving with a disk full of root passwords :)

Responses:
Tom Servo
Wait, so CitiBank is now associated with LARGE UNNAMED GLOBAL BANK? When did that deal go through?
Crow T. Robot
You can't trust those big companies.

I keep all my money with SHADY LOCAL BANK THAT OPERATES OUT OF A PICKUP TRUCK.
Tom Servo
That really wouldn't make me feel any better.
Crow T. Robot
Well, it's just a name.
Tom Servo
Oh?
Crow T. Robot
Yeah.

They've got a panel van now.

Average rating: 4.85