I've known this guy for at least three years. He is my best friend forever and I love him so much, but he is far away attending college and doesn't want me as anything more than a buddy to chat with about his problems. So can you hook me up with Crow T. Robot or Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Their wit is so sexy!
Responses:
Spike from that Buffy Vampire Show
Ah, I'm glad you enjoy my wit. I am very sexy, aren't I?
Spike from that Buffy Vampire Show
So, uh, how big are your tits?
Willow Rosenberg
Oh, come on, Duckman, that's just about the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
Spike from that Buffy Vampire Show
Uh, no, Willow, it's me, Spike, the, uh, vampire.
A sorcerer changed me into a half-duck. Cartoon. Or maybe a wizard or a demon did it. A demon-wizard. From the cartoon dimension.
Willow Rosenberg
Yeah, right. We're not desperate enough to use such a stupid plot idea.
