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Victory is at hand. . .

hectomoo
For the greatest military leader of my childhood is now fighting for us.
http://wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828

Responses:
Conan O'Brien
Okay, this is about a dozen people who have written in on this. I guess we have to acknowledge it at some point.
Pimpbot 5000
Conan!
Conan O'Brien
Oh, wow, Pimpbot 5000, haven't seen you here in awhile.

I guess you're here to tell some story about Optimus Prime and a hot "filly" huh? Or how he's the original robot pimp or something?
Pimpbot 5000
No, youes gots it all wrong, Conan. Prime is my main man. No way I's disrepectin' him like dat. The leader of th' Autobots, he's being a fine, upstandin' robot. He's never bein' involved wit' the Pimpbot's, shall we say, less than reputable bidness.

And you gots to be respectin' that.
Conan O'Brien
Wow, it sounds like you really do respect him. That's really great.

I guess he really is a hero to a lot of people.
Pimpbot 5000
And anyways, I hears his transistors be wired for the opposite polarity, if yous know what I mean.
Conan O'Brien
Okay, that's enough of that.

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