So yeah...i met this girl over the summer and we started hanging out as friends over the summer. Then when we get back we continue to be friends. But then my best freind waltzes in and as soon as decides he is in love. Well, this friend of mine starts leading on my best friend, but then goes out with another guy. Now my best friend is completly depressed, and so am i sorta....but it gets better...So this freind of mine breaks up with this other. I get ready to ask her out after politly waiting a few weeks, but then my best friend asks her out and now my best friend and the girl i am madly in love with are going out....Does my life suck?
Responses:
Fry
Uh, yeah, I guess.
Actually, I can't really figure out the situation. Could you draw a diagram or something? Or at least give these people names?
Leela
Wait, so you were only "friends" with this girl, but now that she's dating someone else, you're "madly in love?"
Fry
Is the best friend the girl, or is she the "other" friend? Or the other other friend? How many people are there here?
Okay, let's call the guy "Mr. X" and his best friend "Mr. Y" and the girl "Ms. Pac-Man" and then...no, wait, I'll go get my action figures, and we can act it out.
Bender
Fry, your action figures suck. We'll use mine.
Fry
But all of your action figures are just little models of yourself.
Bender
Yeah, and being robots they don't care about this stupid human relationship crap.
