I was chatting with this girl and I said to her "You're as beautiful as a dead bird." This girl is as open-minded as they come and she loves the film 'American Beauty,' but all she did was get angry. She won't talk to me anymore. What did I do wrong???
Responses:
Xander Harris
You mean besides demonstrate the extent of your romantic thoughts are co-opted from movies and transformed into somewhat creepy platitudes?
