You've got humans and you've got elves. Now, according to modern science, these two 'species' should actually be members of the same species, as they are capable of breeding and producing fertile offspring. However, the differences in lifespan and body structure make me wonder.
What say you, conversatron?
Responses:
Comic Book Store Guy
And I suppose that you are similarly distressed by the thought of a horse and a griffin mating to produce a hippogriff.
Comic Book Store Guy
Do not blight my exalted store further with your thick-headedness!
Comic Book Store Guy
You have no pretext to return; I no longer am a vendor of Pokemon cards.
