Is it sacrilicious for me to dress up as Jesus for Halloween? I've been growing a beard for 2 months now, and I don't want the heckling and snickers to all be for nothing!
Responses:
Lisa Simpson
I should point out that 'sacrilicious' isn't actually a word.
Homer Simpson
Sure it is. It means 'sacrilegious' and 'delicious.'
Lisa Simpson
It's still not a real word. Any anyway, this question has nothing to do with being 'delicious'.
Homer Simpson
But the question is about Quik. Nestlés Quik is delicious.
Homer Simpson
But those damn kids never let the rabbit have any!
Lisa Simpson
Dad, you're confusing the Nestlé Quik Bunny and the Trix Rabbit. The Quik Bunny's crazy schemes to get free chocolate milk always seem to actually work.
Which is interesting. Perhaps it's because he shares his product with the kids, while the Trix Rabbit is only looking out for himself.
Homer Simpson
Uh...
...line?
The Writers
Sorry, that Quik/Trix thing was as far as we got. I mean, it's a pretty interesting point, isn't it? Two rabbits, breakfast food mastcots, one always wins and the other never does. I figured we could go somewhere with it, but we're stumped.
The Writers
Ooh, wait, I've got a joke. So there's this rabbi, and he, uh...goes to this place, and there's a giant, or something. And there's these things there that are called Trids. And the giant kicks the Trids down the hill...and...uh, well, it ends up with the line "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
The Writers
I don't get it.
Homer Simpson
That's it! This whole thing sucks! I'll be in my trailer.
Homer Simpson
Enjoying delicious Nestlés Quik and General Mills Trix cereal.