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The Topic: What's up with this war thing?

The Asker
What's up with this war thing? Are we going to start bombing or what? Maybe G. W. is too stupid to understand how to start a war.

Responses:
George W. Bush
I still have every hope that this crisis can be brought to a peaceful conclusion through diplomatic means.
French President Jacques Chirac
No you don't. You've been angling for war from day one!
George W. Bush
Yeah, but I have to keep saying that until the troops are all in place next month, just like how we agreed that you get to keep threatening to veto so you look all powerful and stuff in front of your EU friends, before you finally cave in, at the exact moment when all my commanders say they're finally ready to go.
French President Jacques Chirac
You idiot! You were not supposed to tell that to anyone!

Now I'm really going to veto!
George W. Bush
Really?
French President Jacques Chirac
Well...maybe.
George W. Bush
Hey...how did you see DareDevil anyway, it's not out in France yet is it?
French President Jacques Chirac
Well, being the leader of one of the five most powerful nations on Earth does have certain perks.
George W. Bush
Yeah, true...but how did you get to see it?
French President Jacques Chirac

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