The guy who lives in the apartment underneath me likes to play shitty faux-jazz and what sounds like glam rock really really loudly. I've tried pounding on the floor, with some success, turning my bass all the way up and then playing the themesong to the Sopranos, which also works sometimes, but I'm still looking for a more permanent solution. Any suggestions?
Responses:
Big Mouth Billy Bass
When you woke up this morning, When you woke up this morning, When you woke up this morning, Mama said you’d be the Chosen One.
Gila Mobster
Yous wants a permanent solution?
Gila Mobster
We can arrange dat.
Hsu and Chan Tanaka, Game Designers
Now, Gila Mobster, what did we tell you about contract killing?
Gila Mobster
What? No, I gots a garden-level apartment which I needs to sublet. Real quiet building. Why do yous guys always suspect da worst?
Hsu and Chan Tanaka, Game Designers
We're sorry, Gila Mobster, I guess we had you wrong.
Gila Mobster
Dat's right.
And if da new apartment doesn't interest you, we can stash dat other guy's body there instead.
Hsu and Chan Tanaka, Game Designers
Bad Gila Mobster. No!
Big Mouth Billy Bass
When you woke up this morning, When you woke up this morning, When you woke up this morning, You got yourself a gun.
