Oh yeah, while I'm thinking of it... Should I start the typing process of one of several papers, I really don't want to, considering it's my birthday and all... and I really think I should have a day off. What do you think?
To work or not to work...
Responses:
Of course, don't toil away on some foolish assignment. You should enjoy your special day.
If you wish, I can write up a short note for you to take to your professors. I'm sure that should be sufficient to relieve you from any responsibilities of a scholastic nature for the time in question.
Even though one of said papers is due by friday and I still need to do research on it?
If a note from a super-intelligent space monkey can't get you an extension, then gee, I just don't know what kind of school you're going to.
You know what, you're right! Super-Intelligent space monkey, will you please write me an excuse from homework? I'm gonna go spike my hot chocolate with schnapps!
Very well. Please clip and paste.
Dear sir or madam,
I, the super-intelligent space monkey from the Internet site "Conversatron.com" hereby excuse the bearer of this note from the need to turn in her assigment on time. Please grant her whatever extra time she feels necessary, as she is celebrating her birthday. Please address any questions regarding this notice to said web site, or to NASA Glenn Research Center; please ask the receptionist for 'Mr. Boo-boo' or my secretary, Jenny.
Best wishes,
Mr. Boo-boo
The Super-Intelligent Space Monkey
The need for psychological counseling is indeed normally a reasonable excuse for turning in a late assignment.
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