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Gnomes!

Ziktar
Help! There's a gnome on my TV!

Responses:
Duckman
Oh God, is it the one in that MakeItBetter.com / Progressive Auto Insurance ad?
Duckman
So you turn your apartment in to a space-age disco, turn your roomate into a hot cheereleader with a pizza... and you animate your garden gnome?
Duckman
How are you supposed to get it on with a dancing gnome running around the place?
Duckman
At least he wasn't played by Vince Treyor.
Ziktar
No, I meant actually _on_ the TV.

He's looking at me.
Duckman
Riiight.
And I've got the Virgin Mary on my hi-fi. She says "hi."

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