Demands

JPaulZiller

Now that I have looked through your historical documentation of this site, I DEMAND the return of Sam and Max!

Come back, freelance police... help them be funny!

Responses:

Sam

Demand? Someone needs to tell this guy that we don't negotiate with terrorists!

Max

Aww, can't we negotiate him just this once?

Sam

Now, you're not confusing the words 'negotiate' and 'disembowel' again, are you, Max?

Max

Oh yeah! I bet that's why I lost my part-time job at the U.N.

Sam

You crack me up sometimes, little buddy.

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