Nobody remembered that today was my birthday.
*sniff*
*sniff*
My birthday...
Responses:
You say it's your birthday?
Well it's my birthday too! (Yeah!)
I dont believe you, where is you certificate?
What if we remembered, but just didn't care?
Happy Birthday 'Tron
You make me laugh so hard
I stain my new pants.
You make me laugh so hard
I stain my new pants.
Sorry. I was distracted by Lebron James.
Aren't you getting a little old to be bitching about these things, son?
Affection for you
Has no relationship to
Wanting an icon
Has no relationship to
Wanting an icon
Good god, your haiku
makes me want to vomit on
the grave of Basho.
makes me want to vomit on
the grave of Basho.
Well, no, not really.
Counting sylables
Appears not to be a skill
You can lay claim to.
Appears not to be a skill
You can lay claim to.
Oh, ne'ermind then... *withdrawls previous haiku*
I am so ashamed
I insult you needlessly
And can't count myself!
I insult you needlessly
And can't count myself!
Dude, unless you're using
the old English pronunciation of "laugh" or something, you're the one that's off.
the old English pronunciation of "laugh" or something, you're the one that's off.
well, it doesn't really matter--enforcing syllabic consistancy was really a western invention.
To celebrate, I've created a syndication page for the Converasatron here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/conversatron/
All of you LJ users can add that to your syndication list here: http://www.livejournal.com/syn/
All of you LJ users can add that to your syndication list here: http://www.livejournal.com/syn/
I know, I read yours again, and my original one, and realize I'm so desperately wrong.
If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I would be sure to include you in my bedtime prayers.
If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I would be sure to include you in my bedtime prayers.
So, yeah, Happy Birthday, you big hunk of Python, you.
Um...then I definitely won't forgive you.
Oh, you said "prayers"...that's fine then.
I suppose I'll wish you a happy birthday too, despite the fact that the amusingness has faded over the last few days. May your next year be funnier!
Age-wise, you're all grown up now.
Mentality? That's still up in the air. Or in the gutter, as it were.
Mentality? That's still up in the air. Or in the gutter, as it were.
Can I be the one to say it?
"Ooooh! Open thread! Open Thread!"
So lonely...
"Ooooh! Open thread! Open Thread!"
So lonely...
Happy birthday conversatron, I have a stripper jumping out of a cake over here, and I wish you were here to enjoy it.
-Fuu
-Fuu
Is it okay if I get you a combined Birthday-Christmas present?
Happy Birthday!
Way to start it out with an RSS joke. Better find something in the queue to make it look less lame...
Way to start it out with an RSS joke. Better find something in the queue to make it look less lame...
You didn't remember mine.
Consider this payback.
Consider this payback.
Oh yea. I still owe you from that acronym thing. Don't think I forgot.
I refuse to participate in this open thread.
Happy Birthday, Con!
Ooh! Can I administer the birthday spanking?? Please??????
I have a birthday for you, a nice long birthday.
...I don't even know what that means.
...I don't even know what that means.
Who's got the birthday pie?
Mmmmmmmm.......pie........ *drool*
Bah, my first post to the 'Tron in about a bajillion months is to an open thread. Feh
Oh well. My birthday's on the 22nd. I'll be 21! I'd inivite you to go drinking, 'Tron, but I guess you're just turning, what, 3? Some people might look down on that sort of thing.
Oh well. My birthday's on the 22nd. I'll be 21! I'd inivite you to go drinking, 'Tron, but I guess you're just turning, what, 3? Some people might look down on that sort of thing.
Although really, most three-year-olds are in a state indistinguishable from drunkeness pretty much all the time, so maybe no one would notice.
Drunken three-year-olds are fun; I had a big family get together over Thanksgiving & introduced the youngest generation to the bar.
Happy Birthday, Conversatron
Woop de freakin' do!
I just wonder if it's measured in human years or in some sort of computer year. Like, for every human year is it like five years to the conversatron?
<STATLER&WALDORFVOICE>
Sure seems like it's been about fifteen years! After all, they say time *flies* when you're having fun!
</STATLER&WALDORFVOICE>
Sure seems like it's been about fifteen years! After all, they say time *flies* when you're having fun!
</STATLER&WALDORFVOICE>
*Smooch* I love you Conversatron
I don't.
Oh wait, yes I do.
If we put candles in your birthday pie, how many will there be? And could you blow them out?
...happy birthday regardless...
...happy birthday regardless...
and it loves you
Happy birthday, or something.
mmmmmmm....cake
...
i mean pie
...
i mean pie
Holy canoli! Magenta's icon blinked! Freaky.
How stupid can an open thread be?
Birthday pie?
Allow me to demonstrate...
The real question is, how old is Conversa Ron?
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there could be birthday pie
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A blinking icon? Don't be silly, that's impossible.
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Hahahah! Funny, Irony asking about how stupid an open thread can be, in an open thread.... It's... well, you know, it, ah--
Never mind.
Never mind.
SHUSH! Don't start one of those meta-threads. They never end well.
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umm.. happy birthday. i haven't read anything yet. is there anything interesting?
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they always end the same, with the test pattern
So, you have a birthday close to Christmas too huh? That sucks.
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Ever since the forums, open threads just don't seem so.. you know, sexually-gratifying anymore.
And they weren't all that sexually-gratifying to begin with.
And they weren't all that sexually-gratifying to begin with.
yeah, but there's entertainment followed by a test pattern, or there's...
no, wait, I've never seen entertainment on an open thread. Sorry, my mistake.
no, wait, I've never seen entertainment on an open thread. Sorry, my mistake.
Ah, screw it.
irony is getting a little annoying
*strikes Irony with large Atlantic salmon*
screw it? sexually gratifying? Is there some feature of the Tron that I'm missing here?
You have to get the TeleDildonics plugin for IE. It makes the 'Tron MUCH more interesting.
You need MS ActiveseX to feel it.
yeah, irony gets a little old after a while. :D
you think they'll forget to close the open thread tonight?
I'm not sticking around for this shit, but happy birthday, you son of a bitch.
That isn't compatible with FU-FME, is it?
No, no, "teledildonics" is so late-early-mid-90s. It's all about TrendyBuzzword(tm) Compliance.
Nah, they'll let it get up to around 1,037, then either the Colonol or Conversatron Security will come break it up.
not even to 100 yet
So what IS the trendy cybersexual buzzword du jour?
Do people ghet you the same gift for your birthday and Christmas? Or do they just get you two really cheap presents?
Slinger, I think FUFME was an early TeleDildonics protocol. And I guess ActiveseX is a little trendier, but you have to know your fundamentals before you can get into the more dynamic languages.
Hm. I'm not sure which is less entertaining, this or not being able to figure out why the hell my 3D engine has stopped being able to cast shadows properly sometime in the last two days.
May you last for at least another year, whether you want to or not.
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My old hardware prob'ly isn't compatible. <sigh>
And no, it doesn't have teledildonics support in it.
That's not scheduled until after I get the physics engine written.
That's not scheduled until after I get the physics engine written.
Damnit I had no idea new posts appeared so quickly.
3
5...damn!
Yeah, the W69C keeps introducing new features into the spec, so you have to keep current.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM pie
I always screw that up.
Meh... happy birthday.
At least I can be involved in one thread that doesn't involve Alanis Morissette.
Thank you, and good night.
Thank you, and good night.
No more talk about pies, dangit. We're going to get the conversatron a nice, normal cake for it's birthday. Not some newfangled hippie birthday pie.
525,600 minutes
But how can I keep up with the W69C when I don't even know the cybersex buzzword du jour?
Magenta, will your physics engine feature Fractal Boob Juggling Technology, allowing for real-time melon manipulation? And what about inverse nippomatics?
Alanis Morissette and irony were never actually involved at any point in her career.
...ironically enough.
...ironically enough.
i am nude. happy birthday.
Let's make a new one. How about "Telefuck?"
aiiiieeeeeee, obscure penny arcade humor! hee hee
Or maybe Interfuck. Has a nice group-y feel to it.
wraith: No, that'll be in a plugin.
All your humor are belong to conversatron.
Or not.
I like Interfuck.
Captain, sensors indicate that the thread seems to be growing at an exponential rate. If this continues, it will consume the entire website in approximately three hours forty-two minutes and twenty-seven seconds.
It's like a mixture of intercal and brainfuck.
Or "Loserfuck."
It could use the HyperFuck Transfer Protocol... very robust...
I think the Internet pretty much already *is* the Interfuck, considering the preponderance of porn available.
Hey, what's the present progressive form of "hiccup?" Like, my cat is hiccuping right now, but that doesn't seem quite right. Hiccing up?
(Yes, it's a hiccup, not a hairball. Otherwise I wouldn't be posting right now.)
(Yes, it's a hiccup, not a hairball. Otherwise I wouldn't be posting right now.)
I've got 15 minutes until game time.
World Wide Wank!
to quote the grade school rhyme traditionally sung after Happy Birthday:
..and many more on channel four
and when you pee on channel three
and when you poo on channel two
and when you're done on channel one
(there were some extensions that went on down past zero but I don't remember them... alas)
..and many more on channel four
and when you pee on channel three
and when you poo on channel two
and when you're done on channel one
(there were some extensions that went on down past zero but I don't remember them... alas)
Have they forgotten about the open thread again?
I'd always heard it as "And Scooby-Doo on Channel Two," without any three or one (though I suppose three could be "And MTV on Channel Three" or something).
this is getting old
I guess so.....
Likely, they're letting people amuse themselves so they do not have to do any work.
Freeform Conversatron.
Freeform Conversatron.
Okay, as much as I'm enjoying this scintillating conversation, I should probably get to work. 'Night everybody, and happy birthday, Conversatron.
no pun intended
I think you got it, unless you go for the more exotic "hiccoughing". Very continental.
Kojiro, don't you have a forum to post endless topic-derailing comments to?
Freeform? Unfair! Unfair!
No, amusing ourselves this way is MUCH more fun when we DO have work. Otherwise, it's just pathetic.
who is "they" anyway? Identify yourselves!
I have nothing more to say.
Except this.
I know a kid who goes to a private school who uses the screenname Kojiro. He makes me sick
They do not exist. They told me so themselves.
I already conquered the forum once today... I'm on my break.
Ruuuuunning faggot running free - see the faggot, see the running faggot . . .
Sorry, it's still catchy.
Sorry, it's still catchy.
But do you pronounce "hiccoughing" the way it appears, or as "hiccuping"? Was never sure of that...
Okay, I've had enough of this. Happy complete revolution around the sun, Conversatron.
So I lied.
Actually, tonight is orc beating night. I'm such a fantasy racist.
Freeform is what happens when everyone is too lazy to gamemaster.
Y'know, the forum is actually a lot more constructive than this in its threads.
The forum does not typically shut itself down after X number of posts.
I don't know about the pronunciation, but when I see someone hicupping, I usually just say GRAAAAAAHHHH! then tie a paper bag around their head and hang them upside-down while I make them repeat rhe alphabet backwards and punch them in the stomach. That usually takes care of the issue.
...Shit. Much more constructive.
kevinflynn, that's downright brilliant. I may have to borrow that idea.
One must now ask, then..
What exactly do the threads on the Forum accomplish?
I expect royalties.
Dunno how well it'd work on a cat though.
What does this open thread accomplish?
Pants?
Once upon a time, there was a princess named bonnie, who lived in a giant castle made out of dried human ears.
This princess was lonely, because every prince that had ever come within sighting distance of the giant ear-castle had run away screaming.. or tiptoed quietly into the night, to have nightmares forever more.
I'll give you ten percent of all the hiccups I cure. :D
Is this the part where I say OMG OMG OMG OPEN THREAD I'M IN IT LOL!!@@!!!!!111!
..
Yes. Yes it is.
..
Yes. Yes it is.
More wasted bandwidth(tm)!!!
Aural fantasy horror.
Anyway, one day her pal Kojiro asked her 'what does this thread accomplish?' The princess looked over and said:
"It is one of many threads that hold your shirt together, my friend!"
So anyway... some crazy adventures happened, some stupid prince showed up, and everyone died.
The end.
That's BandWaste(TM), now available here at the 'Tron.
This may be the worst birthday ever...
Except for that one when I got AIDS from the cake. That was a bit worse.
Except for that one when I got AIDS from the cake. That was a bit worse.
Hey I'm gonna get laid tonight!
What a story. I hate it.
I'll take 8% and the sales from any action figures/movie deals.
And also I opened this thread twice before I realised the madness is still going on.
A one night special.
...
hey hey
I want my money back.
The moral of the story?
Don't expect great literature from someone waiting to do something more interesting.
congratz Cnid. way to go!!!
My object of desire will be here in 15 minutes. What can I do in the meanwhile?
strip
I wonder if we can get to 300 today.
Luckily he never reads this site, so I can speak freely of the coming conquest!
ever hear of TeleDildonics(tm)?
Other than keep hitting "reload"? hmm...
nope, me neither.
conquest?
ooh! ooooh! details!
Details? There will be details tomorrow.
You could quickly knit a thong.
....
The art of interactive cyberporn. Yes.
I think I read it in newsweek, sadly enough.
The art of interactive cyberporn. Yes.
I think I read it in newsweek, sadly enough.
I'm sure they'll never keep this open that long. Make something up.
Home Alone 2.
Ha ha. The Sticky Bandits are the zenith of comedy.
Ha ha. The Sticky Bandits are the zenith of comedy.
Approaching 200....
I'm mildly cute! Rate me.
http://www.hotornot.com/p/?action=rating&state=vote&votee=416075&vt=6&rand=762
http://www.hotornot.com/p/?action=rating&state=vote&votee=416075&vt=6&rand=762
198? 199?
they'll stop it at 199 just to be jerks
Oh god. What am I still doing here?
Wow, right place, right time (this time anyways). Or maybe not...
Now then, to break the barrier of hilarity.
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Speaking of knitting, I am learning to this week. I want to make a scarf for my dad for christmas. He appreciates stuff like that, and I'm poor. Great combination.
Yes.
I suppose it was.
...but you've just told us that you're mildly cute. You've already been rated.
I heard a funny story about knitting on the radio last weekend.
That's not so annoying as it is interesting to think of how long it took Hojo to hit ctrl-v so many times.
We're over 200 now.... 300, here we come.
I think you should make a thong not a dumb scarf. Scarf schmarf.
So. Anyone play any good DOOR games lately?
Yeah but who doesn't like to be told once in a while by strangers that they are mildly attractive? It's good for the self-esteem.
A thong for her father?!?!?!
the rating isn't too good right now, we need more funny
Hey, for Conversatron's birthday, someone should buy it a hat, like the wonderful one at http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=trikuare.4072137
Or how about a nice shirt? http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=trikuare.4086037
Or how about a nice shirt? http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=trikuare.4086037
And meh. It's all about the holding down of Ctrl+V for a while. I'm bored. Kill me.
We care not for your bootleg merchandise.
Crunchy---It's the gift that keeps on giving!
There's this one where you push your arms against the sides of the doorway for a few minutes, and then, when you walk out of the doorway, your arms start to float up, and you can't really stop them...
I don't think that's what you're talking about.
I don't think that's what you're talking about.
Dear Conversatron, you are looking good! I hope you have a wonderful birthday and that you remember everything you do tonight. Promise we'll remember next year. :)
But it's 100% genuine bootlegs!
resc--- Uhhh.... yeah... Alright.
Who cares?
Man, this is gonna be a great night!! First, the object of desire asks to come over. Then, I lose my open-thread virginity. What will be next?
L.O.R.D. is the pinnacle of gaming entertainment.
At least it would be if it wasn't so dull compared to better games like Trade Wars and Usurper.
At least it would be if it wasn't so dull compared to better games like Trade Wars and Usurper.
You care!
Plus, today was the last day of classes.
I'm going to flash the screen now....
¬_¬
Wait, it's this one.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NEALN&key=SAE
There, attention-seeking completed.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8NEALN&key=SAE
There, attention-seeking completed.
Kojiro:
Waiting...
Waiting...
w00t
Happy Burfday!
Okay, time to return to my own time (about 10 minutes in the past) and post that I'm not going to post here again.
I have 5 minutes left until o-o-d's estimated time of arrival. I should have a glass of wine quickly.
Also tonight I got an 18-pack of bud light for $11. Yee haw!
Also tonight I got an 18-pack of bud light for $11. Yee haw!
Still waiting...
Did I miss it?
Did I miss it?
Happy Birthday Conversatron. We love you.
...wait, no we don't.
...wait, no we don't.
Time for various Kirbies (Kirbys?).
(>^_^)> Here's lookin' at you, kid!
(>'o')> Oh my god, look at that!
<(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)> Dance dance dance!
(>^(>O.o)> Sodomy!
(>^_^)> Here's lookin' at you, kid!
(>'o')> Oh my god, look at that!
<(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)> Dance dance dance!
(>^(>O.o)> Sodomy!
Yeah... I'm not really. Just wanted to see how many responses I could get.
Happy birthday, 'Tron! Is it really your birthday, though? After you've been here only intermittently?
Rated.
I tend to rate people 1 or 10.. guess which I rated you?
I'd also like to say that I hate Macroeconomics with a passion.
Holy tits! An open thread!
Greetings from one year in the future! The open thread to happen then is even more boring than this one, so I thought I'd travel back in time and enjoy this one some more.
Damn hell ass open threads
Oh, whatever. Happy birthday anyway.
Well if you rate like I do, you gave me a 1.
Can you really bless those?
Econ really does suck. I hate it.
Someone bless me, I've allergies and I keep sneezing.
Nah. I'm generally nice, even if I didn't wait for the entire page to load. *shrug*
I'd rate ME a 1, though.
Yeah, but Egon's kinda cool.
(OK, that was reeeeeeeeeeeaaaly dumb)
(OK, that was reeeeeeeeeeeaaaly dumb)
Cursed time-travellers, always ruining the future for everyone.
At least I got that bug fixed. Sucks to be the present-me. Ha ha, you're going to spend SO LONG only to find it's something really stupid!
I rate nice-looking people 1s or 2s. They need to be brought down a notch.
hm.
Who cares about the future?
Well hey... at least I'd have your vote, then.
Avez-vous souhaites.
aHA!!! The doorbell!! I must be off... wish me lick, I mean luck!
Wait, do you know what's weird? Tron is my boss's name.
good lick! Your O-o-D's a lucky guy.
Who needs luck when there's alcohol?
What about wishing you lunk?
Kojiro: You'll care in about two months. MWA HA HA HAAAA.
Or fuck...
...but that's just too obvious.
What is it with color imagery? magenta is a python hacker while chromatic is a perl hacker... strange. This reflects the diversity of perl syntax in the nonspecificity of chromatic's name, while magenta is a pretty color but just one color, reflecting python's good but singular way of doing things.
Why will I care?
.....
Because your heart will grow THREE sizes that day.
I don't think so, Amichi.
...thus bursting your chest open in a spray of bone matter and gore.
It's going to rock, really.
Python hacker? Since when? I think Python is a toy language, myself, and I do pretty much everything in C. Or Bourne shell.
Well, more C++ than C these days.
Whatever. My point still holds... or wait, no it doesn't at all. :-(
I still don't think so, Amichi.
I am a failure forever.
"These days" meaning the present me. In a year I'll be doing stuff more in C, though. Only ISO C 2003 will be a totally different language anyway. The standards committee decided that they should integrate the object-orientation of C++ and the functional-imperative constructs of Tcl. Which was great, because I already knew Tcl. :D
But you don't know so.. thus your every waking moment will be filled with subconscious fear of spontaneous heart growth.
Or not.
Okay, 'tron, happy birthday.
But, mine's June 6th, if you don't remember next year, then no more complaining!
But, mine's June 6th, if you don't remember next year, then no more complaining!
Not.
If nothing else, this huge open thread is an homage, nay a tribute to the wonderful, wacky, loving community that the Conversatron (tm) has cultivated. The minds behind it are truly gracious beings. Lo, even on its own birthday, the 'tron (as it is lovingly called) has given us all the gift odf this open thread.
Truly, its birth can be said to have been a blessing, and I can think of no finer gift we can give than to continue the hilarity of this open thread unto perpetuity.
Truly, its birth can be said to have been a blessing, and I can think of no finer gift we can give than to continue the hilarity of this open thread unto perpetuity.
Although, the thought occurs, the tron may be trying to commit open-threadicide.
But you can't let present-day me know any of this, or else she'll get a really bloated ego, and it'll alter the timeline irreparably.
Next, you'll say you have no heart.
Actually, that's what I just said.
Oooh. This thread continuing into perpetuity... There's a scary thought.
Fortunately, I never actually read open threads. I don't think I did a year ago (meaning now) either.
Maybe I don't... never seen any evidence of one.
And I was a part of it! (o-o-a is in the bathroom...) and CRAP, my roommate just came home.
Make a saving throw versus virus.
You may reply to this thread!!
Who?
cnid_girl, a sock on the door is the universally accepted method of keeping your damn roommate outside.
Everyone.
and, he's been downgraded from O.O.D. to O.O.A? What happened?
No. Take your AD&D crap elsewhere... I prefer White Wolf's World of Darkness.
OH DEAR SWEET LORD, GIANT SPIDERS GET THEM OFF ME OH CHRIST!!!@@!@ OH GOD GET THEM OFF!@!@!
I have a house, not a dorm room! I can't very well put a sock on the front door to the house and expect that will keep him out.
AD&D is retired. Long live 3rd edition.
Most angstful teens DO prefer WoD. It seems to be something in the goth-angst cheese.
Jesus, someone close this thread! It's out of hand.
Approaching 300....
DUde... you still opwn!... crazy... why ain't nobody posting my gold, yo
Happy Birthday Conversatron.
Perhaps if more threads got posted people wouldnt have forgotten. :P
Perhaps if more threads got posted people wouldnt have forgotten. :P
Wait, that was 300....
Approching, approached, declined.
Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday
Whatever. You know the gods went to dinner. We're free to frolic as we wish.
The gods?
'whoever is in charge'
what about afterbirth-days? or is that just gross?
You know, Larry, Curly, and Mo.
http://www.daddymonkey.com/images/LOTR/orc.jpg
Am -I- hot or not?
Am -I- hot or not?
Larry = Lester, Curly = Bacon, Moe = Amazorn?
Well...I'd say....hot. Very hot.
Bloody f'in orc. I hate those things.
Watch out for Crazy Old Man Conversatron, he doesn't want people on his lawn.
.....
Yes, yes...
...I think the count is now at 31 orcs dead.
I'd say Larry = Tumbleweeds, Curly = Mistranslated Ship Captain, and Mo = Ellen Feiss.
Damnit, I can't fix the bug, and I don't feel like reading back through this whole thread. What did I miss?
The 'Tron doesn't have Ellen. That's a completely other site.
Oh, damnit, looks like I came back in time again to pester myself. I wish I wouldn't do that. Damnit, when I finally get the time machine, I'm going to teach myself a lesson something fierce.
Oh, she's here alright. Follow the patrouli smell to the boiler room.
The time traveling gag is old.
She doesn't come out much, 'cause she's "busy".
Hey kettle, this is the pot calling. You're black.
I never used the time traveling gag before.
Or maybe it's like the vacuum cleaner telling the turkey baster that it sucks.
Now, now, children...
Alright, theoretically speaking, just how many posts can the 'tron take before it..you know...just dies? I mean, I'm starting to get a little nervous here.
I wasn't the one throwing insults.
It's like the goatse.cx guy calling you an asshole.
Too bad there isn't an ignore feature on this.
This is meant to be an 'appy occasion! Let's not bicker, and argue, about who screwed who.
Who's throwing insults, anyway?
You.
How does one throw an insult, anyway? I mean, throwing in sluts I can see, but...
All those in favor of throwing in sluts...
I am? Pray tell, what insults did I throw?
Oh quiet and celebrate the 'Tron's birthday.
That's what I thought. :D
Yay, happy birthday Conversatron! May you have many more pointlessly stupid open threads in the future.
Yay, happy birthday Conversatron! May you have many more pointlessly stupid open threads in the future.
Hey, happy birthday, and shit.
I think he's going for a new open thread world record.
Still going? I love you all!
Oh god, 3 years of this shit already?
400?
Quick, say something witty before it gets closed!
are you certain this is one of those behaviors you want to encourage in a q&a humor site?
"Something Witty"
¦¬]
Something witty.
Dammit Crunchy, stealin' my line.
This is like the Neverending Story, except it's not a movie or a book, it's an open thread. Also, less flying dogs.
Happy Birthday!
Ah well, back to the Transplants... peace all.
Look! A flying dog!
Hey now, an open thread and I can actually like post something? Cool. Hey 'Tron, for your birthday, do you want a complete set of Chrono Trigger sprites?
One, one flying dog! Ah ah ah!
I stand corrected.
Better than a dying flog.
Are you standing at all?
I would just like to say that I think those people who have been ripping on the 'Tron for being less funny recently are wrong. It's been as funny as ever.
Happy birthday, 'Tron.
Happy birthday, 'Tron.
WAY better than a drying frog.
The 'Tron could answer more questions though....
The 'Tron answers way more questions than other Q&A sites, like TMOL. Ease up on the old girl, she's three years of age now - that's like middle-aged in Web site years.
She's been slacking though.
FP!
Uh, no. You missed by a bit. Oh wait, you mean *your* FP.... OK then.
...yea..yeah! Right on! FP!!!
...what's FP?
...what's FP?
*opens zima*
room gets a few degrees cooler..... oh yeaaaaah
room gets a few degrees cooler..... oh yeaaaaah
First post!
and not mine either...
Maybe we can make it to 400?
What's the longest open thread been? I seem to remember one that was over 600...
Point me to a better Q&A site than the 'Tron which answers more questions, and then maybe you can say the 'Tron has been slacking.
negative
I make headlines like a courdory pillow
The 'Tron use to post more questions than it's been doing recently.
mid life crisis
You are being fed 15 pieces of chocolate for free each day, and then you complain when you only get 14 free pieces? For shame.
Hm... quieted down.
You want it louder?
then pump up the volume. pump up the volume. pump up the volume. dance. dance.
Uh yeah... sure. ^_^
In case you were curious, it's peanut butter jelly time.
well, go on. dance. No? too bad.
oh, well, ok, then, just making sure
Good idea..
"Music Instructor - Rock your body (Bbug Remix).mp3" All the Way UP!
"Music Instructor - Rock your body (Bbug Remix).mp3" All the Way UP!
WOOOOOO! A thread open for OVER 5 HOURS and I still get on! Take THAT stupid Engineering project that kept me away from my dorm room for 7 and a half hours!!!
naw, b. It's time for Gertrude Stein.
Oh...uh, Happy Birthday Conversatron. I didn't bother reading anything, I just scrolled down to see if the thread was still open.
manheim steamroller wooooooooooooo!!!!! oh.....
And surprise... it was!
Hey look, i made it, and I'm not drunk
I don't think you missed much. Although, who am I to talk, I did the same thing.
Happy birthday, 'Tron...Lord knows I don't have the patience to read all these messages, and you never post any of my questions anymore, but happy birthday anyway. Yeah.
Though I wish I were drunk
The nice part is that this open thread has actually stayed reasonbly civil and entertaining, and I say that having just read all of it! (to 390, at the moment)
Approaching 400.....
Yea that'd be nice... drunk... oh yea, happy birthday tron
don't we all
Yup, open threads are a great way to not-study for finals...Happy Birthday 'Tron.
nah nah! im 400, nah nah!!
And would you believe that I've been here from the beginning?
...oh dear, I shouldn't have told you that.
...oh dear, I shouldn't have told you that.
Ooh, can I get #400?
Sorry, but you were 401....
uh nope, that was me, sorry paradox =op
Paradox ringing in at 400.
Anyone else wish the thread could refresh without reloading the entire page?
Anyone else wish the thread could refresh without reloading the entire page?
hey.. it SAID 400 in the topic when i posted....
And skreidle was 404...
It's all bitch bitch bitch with you people.
no one will read this.
Yeah, and who are you to bitch about the bitching?
Depends whether you count the Con's initial post in the 400. If so, Paradox gets it; if not, Brock.
us people? nahhhhhhh
who's bitching?
I am a bitch... now get on your knees and lick my boots clean.
What difference does it really make? I mean, 400 is just a number, if our counting system weren't 10-base, then you'd be peeing your pants about being 343 or something.
Any bets on when this thread will get it's fatal blow?
Nope, no one will read that.
No one.
No one.
Paradox, you want Bob to go ballistic on your ass for "it's"?
Woot! I was 110100100! Or maybe not.
Machine Gun Fire!
I am the Alpha and the Omega--I was the beginning, and I shall be the end.
I've been afraid of apostrophes all my life, and now im gonna start being extra friendly w/ em.
starting with my NEXT post...
You wish.
no, wait, that's a mistranslation. I meant, "the ass."
this is absurd
Good point.
Cower before my whip....
La vie, c'est absurd.
Girls with whips... Sigh. And, I'm off.
whipped cream did you say? don't mind if i do!
blah, 400th post sucks anyhow, hehe...and I need to study...have fun molesting the thread, all
I'm not wearing a bra right now.
Woah. Kojiro went S&M on us all of a sudden.
This post all resemble sombody writing while on aderol or speed.
I think an open thread being rated almost 4 is unheard of.
Well, previously. Magenta might have more to say on that, but she already said next year's is/was/will have been worse.
Become one with the apostrophe. And two with the quotes.
Well, previously. Magenta might have more to say on that, but she already said next year's is/was/will have been worse.
Become one with the apostrophe. And two with the quotes.
i'm not wearing a bra right now either
I'm not wearing any pants. But I am wearing socks.
Yes. Yes indeed.
You know what sucks about going to school in the middle of nowhere? No LOTR midnight premieres. Now what the hell am I going to with the 200$ costume I've spent a month putting together?
I'll tell ya, I've seen some crazy things in this thread, I've seen virtual sex, hot orcs, time travel, even a castle made out of drien human ears--but one thing I've learned for sure....
That's fewer flying dogs.
...monkeys don't make very good butlers.
Sell it on ebay for more than $200?
Sell what?
Look! I'm an idiot!
That goes for all of us, Nils.
no, you're a toiet fixture
You know what this thread needs?
I plan to see LotR:TT the night after it comes out. Never had any desire to see things opening night, midnight showings, or even--usually--opening weekend. Some friends are getting together, though, so we're all trying to pre-order tickets through Fandango.com and get together at the theater. Most movies I don't even bother seeing in the theater, but LotR merits a big screen.
What?
a good flush?
More people on their knees?
Theme music.
i refuse to say anything.
this should have ended with the beatles reference.
this should have ended with the beatles reference.
how many theme songs have we had in this thread? 3?
I'm thinking something along the lines of:
I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES...et cetera
I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES: I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE, IRRITATES PEOPLE. I KNOW A SONG THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES...et cetera
There was a Beatles reference?
I nominate MMmbop (DJ Poopypants remix).
Too many posts. Too little time.
Kojiro:
Nils' costume. For $200.
Kojiro:
Nils' costume. For $200.
And damn whomever posted a link to themselves on hotornot. Now I'm alternating between that site (Females, 18-25) and this thread.
And on that site, I rate based on how attractive I find them, not "1 or 10" or "low because they're attractive".
And on that site, I rate based on how attractive I find them, not "1 or 10" or "low because they're attractive".
Kojiro are you doing the same thing as me?
it's 110100100 time!
it's 110100100 time!
Hey look, I'm ugly, too.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZEUHQG&key=JVL
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZEUHQG&key=JVL
We'll let's finish it off, shall we?
*whines*
please close the thread before I dig out that nude pic again.
please close the thread before I dig out that nude pic again.
They say it's your birthday...
Not that anyone's interested or anything, but that's a $400 dollar Kenneth Cole leather jacket I'm trying on at Marshall Field's. And that was on sale.
We're gonna have a good time!
Doing what?
Sick! What is this girl doing to that kid??? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8EYRZA&key=PRG
What's this about nudes now?
I'm glad it's your birthday!
Let's all have a contest to see who can dig up the ugliest chick on hotornot.
I don't really care....
lets not
Kojiro:
Hint: It's green, it makes you snack a lot, makes you confused, and if you convert 110100100 to decimal you get a code for it.
Hint: It's green, it makes you snack a lot, makes you confused, and if you convert 110100100 to decimal you get a code for it.
Happy birthday to you!
This one's poorly cropped and <i>on fire!</i>
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZOZH8K&key=PEE
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZOZH8K&key=PEE
I love you, Conversatron!
Damn, simple HTML should be allowed by default.
the key is also "PEE", which is what i feel like doing to the picture
not to mention that the key for it is PEE.
And, her HOT or NOT key=PEE.
Not hot.
Not hot.
This one's just plain wrong:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KEAEGMG&key=JXC
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KEAEGMG&key=JXC
Oh dear. Jinx.
And her KEY was PEE. Three strikes, she's Not Hot.
Green...? The Grinch?
contestant #1:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZASKSN&key=DFR
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZASKSN&key=DFR
the url is not valid and cant be loaded
We all SEE the PEE. Or saw. As I said, this needs a faster update--or I need DSL. Yeah, that's it.
Now you're just toying with me...
Approaching 500....
Is this thing still on in the hopes that Rainbow Brite will be forced to break out a nude picture?
works fine for me.
gah, don't make me PEE my pants over 500
Could it be? Do I hold in my mortal hand a lump of purest green?!?
Come on 500!
I imagine Bacon and/or Lester are watching this right now shaking their heads in shame.
YEAH!
Its a known fact that no-one reads open threads.
but i think lester is "frustrated" with his online presence
Are we at 500 yet? it was only at 383 when I started.
I think we're all in favor of RainbowBrite breaking out the nude pictures here on the superthread.
If Bacon or Lester were watching, don't you think it would have ended by now?
i think you got 500 nils, i never win
What *kind* of nude pictures are we talking here?
And of course not. It's either this or actually answer some posts.
And of course not. It's either this or actually answer some posts.
It's a known fact that correct spelling and grammar are often the gateway to more lucrative jobs and higher social standing.
I jumped in around 370, after reading it all and finding it still open, and just keep refreshing! Can't stay away!
Goodness, it's really astonishing how fast these things grow...
This thread will never end it seems....
Gateway? I don't like Gateway!
u meen eef eye tok gud eye ghet gud jobbb
...but not really for me, so much.
How long do these things last usually, in terms of minutes?
Yeah, and spelling and grammer can lead to lots and lots of Lex (lexicography that is).
Contestand #2:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLBUGLN&key=MDU
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLBUGLN&key=MDU
My vote's for nude pictures of attractive women. If that happens to include RainbowBrite, all the better!
However, some people voting on hotornot have some odd definitions of "attractive", 'cause there are some scary women getting 8+.
However, some people voting on hotornot have some odd definitions of "attractive", 'cause there are some scary women getting 8+.
Speaking of proper spelling: DAMMIT!! I meant contestant. The sad part is I typed that initially, then tried to correct it.
i think that one has a spinal deformity, come on, lets not pick on disabled people!
This thread should have been over by now....
We're averaging about 0.138888888 posts per second.
Hey, I don't care if it's your birthday or not, you son a monkey wrench! I hope you rust! My post are never posted, and every time I go online, I think of how much funnier my stuff could be than your stuff. You suck! I'm going to build my own evil contraption to destroy the conversatron. Maybe a sinister techno-virus which will take over askee after askee until I control the whole darn thing! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Go take a trip through the dishwasher.
Nils, on #2: Oh.. god.. the belly. The belly!
She really should've cropped that to just the face.
Incidentally, I've seen much worse than Contestant #1 you posted.
She really should've cropped that to just the face.
Incidentally, I've seen much worse than Contestant #1 you posted.
a trip through the dishwasher? honey i shrunk the kids #5006!!
Maybe we can get to 600?
What's worse? Having a spinal deformity and being picked on for it, or not having a spinal deformity and being picked on for having one?
on second thought, this makes even better theme music for this thread:
http://www.students.uiuc.edu/neastman/quarter.mp3
(Originally by Tomas Diablo, NOT pirated)
http://www.students.uiuc.edu/neastman/quarter.mp3
(Originally by Tomas Diablo, NOT pirated)
I think my posts could've been pretty funny. I had one about the eclipse in australia last week... that's just ripe with humour.
Spammurabi, I might be reading you wrong here, but I sense that you're a little upset at the Conversatron. Is there anything we can do to help ignore you?
My questions have involved normal things lately, which is surprising....
hey! it's Manhands from Seinfeld!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZBSGMK&key=KEU
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZBSGMK&key=KEU
Two words for contestant #2: wart navel.
We get a 404 for a theme song?
Oh HELL...I knew I was going to screw that URL up...here's the right way to do it:
http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~neastman/quarter.mp3
What the hell is with that Tilde anyways? Who the hell had the bright idea to use it in URLs?
http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~neastman/quarter.mp3
What the hell is with that Tilde anyways? Who the hell had the bright idea to use it in URLs?
Kevin, what are you smoking? (Or what time period?) The thread's been open about 3 hours now (since 4:51 PST, 7:51 EST) and about 530 posts. Just under 0.05 posts/second, on average, since the start.
This is how you celebrate your birthday, is it?
How piquant.
How piquant.
NO ONE IGNORES THE GREAT SPAMMURABI!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!! Theme music with video game noises and a perky 2-step beat! :happy:!!!
Did anyone hear something just now?
I'll use my magic powers to destroy you all!
I have Stimutacs!
I have Stimutacs!
OK, I'm going to go finish Metroid. I'll be back to see if this's still going by then.
Does Manhands there have thumbs?
yes, the cracking sound of servers dying from the contant reloads
WRONG...just...wrong.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZNLB8S&key=MHD
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZNLB8S&key=MHD
spammurabi> you go to prison!
moltar> bring the first guest!
moltar> bring the first guest!
Maybe we can make it to 600....
OMG no thumbs! i didnt see it! (no pun intended)
Even the Vulcans have troubled teenagers:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OLBLHU&key=WAM
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OLBLHU&key=WAM
How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
WOAH! props to the vulcan chick! Vulcan goths rock my world!
She lost them in a freak rodeo accident.
LOL
"You see, the cowboy had this spring-loaded belt buckle..."
kevin> i just laughed harder than i have at any site since I first went to homestarrunner.com. I would put LMAO, but it would seem to insincere. That's freaking hilarious!
actually, i got this from an episode of quantum leap... but you can get your thumbs ripped off by getting them caught in a lasso somehow "the more you know...."
My god... it just won't end....
Well, I aim to please.
Still open? Ugh, someones going to be constipated in the morning.
Happy freakin' birthday. Aww hell, you're gettin' too old for this shit.
Properly utilized, with this thread, I could...dare I say it! RULE THE WORLD!
10 points to anyone who knows where that quote was derived from.
10 points to anyone who knows where that quote was derived from.
So uh... anybody got any birthday cake, or...?
the end, my only friend the end
Yeah, goggles.
THE STOOPIDS!!!
With mister sender and the nefarious drive bee!!!!
That movie is probably the worst underrated movie in history!
With mister sender and the nefarious drive bee!!!!
That movie is probably the worst underrated movie in history!
They already covered that. Previously stated points include:
A)It's a Birthday Pie
B)mmm...pie
C)Shut up about the damn pie already
A)It's a Birthday Pie
B)mmm...pie
C)Shut up about the damn pie already
Happy fucking birthday.
OH MANBUSH, YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!
Djsunkid: WRONG!
No one is ruling the world but me....
Mmm...pie. Thumb pie.
Presenting the picture that says:
I know how to adjust color levels! I'm SPEEEEECIAAAALLLL!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGUGQA&key=RMJ
I know how to adjust color levels! I'm SPEEEEECIAAAALLLL!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KUGUGQA&key=RMJ
Sorry. Being on an open thread this long...does things to a man.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZHLHSK&key=RKC
Here's a REAL vulcan chick
Here's a REAL vulcan chick
yikes
hum...
:(
dammit... hum... i know it was a movie that I saw with my friend jesse.. and it was incredibly silly... and it might have featured the line "Those lines are electrified with High Tension (HT)" or... dammit... now i'm done frustrated.
:(
dammit... hum... i know it was a movie that I saw with my friend jesse.. and it was incredibly silly... and it might have featured the line "Those lines are electrified with High Tension (HT)" or... dammit... now i'm done frustrated.
maybe from one of the beatles movies?
How did this girl get a 9.4? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KEOUAEN&key=MML
Now who else dares challenge me to the world? *cracks whip*
Nils: I'm going to guess.. The Brain?
It feels like astronaut training...or being locked in a sensory deprivation tank. Still, anything in the name of science.
GAH! MML probably threatened hax0rs to change her score. She's, um... a little intimidating...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONVERSATRON!!! Thank you so much for my boyfriend :)
Nils: Not just color levels, but saturation! And borders!
key of MML, mature meaty lawyer?
jeesus another shitty open thread. Why do I bother coming back here
Djsunkid...you may be onto something there...
I refuse to read any of this, but I'll comment for the first time EVER in an open thread.
Happy birthday, 'tron.
Happy birthday, 'tron.
We're heading towards 600, everybody!
Paradox, on MML: Three words: Blonde. Blue. Cleavage.
And the greatest of these is Cleavage.
And the greatest of these is Cleavage.
YES! I just found it in google, and I was right!
Help - The Beatles!
I guessed it before I looked it up, but it was my like third guess. Do I still get points?
Help - The Beatles!
I guessed it before I looked it up, but it was my like third guess. Do I still get points?
MML looks like my HS Physics teacher about 15 years ago. In case you're wondering what she looks like now: I once wrecked one of my friend's bowling game for a good 15 minutes by making him think of her naked.
umm, by those standard Mimi from drey carey is hot, how about it?
C'mon, big money! Gimme 600!
You think I'ma read yo crap?
Happy birthday Tron.
My first open thread y'all!
Happy birthday Tron.
My first open thread y'all!
Happy B-day Tron, and may a flock of angel's sing thee to thy repose...
Or something.
/bob
Or something.
/bob
I wonder what obscenity they'll exclaim when they close this thread this time....
600, how much longer can this go on?
Sure. No one else got it. 10 points to Djsunkid. 10 more if you figure out what they're good for.
Damn, so close! 595!
Let's see.. 600?
Let's see.. 600?
they are good for pointing to things?
CLUSTERFUCK!
Wonderful. Another one of these.
Or perhaps, POONANI!
I think you all know what number this thread will close on.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BASTARDS
Wow, this is the only way I'll ever get posted.
Good one....
BY THE GODS!
is the only interesting profanity that I can think of right now... :(
is the only interesting profanity that I can think of right now... :(
Charlie Fox!
I bet they close it right on 666.
lets go for the mark of the devil!
That's right. The mark of the beast. The infernal number.
Sweet! I got 600! (Not counting the 'tron's initial angst. :)
Kevin... 666?
1982.
Actually, my personal favorite is:
Bloody Hell!
And my favorite insult is:
You smarmy git!
Bloody Hell!
And my favorite insult is:
You smarmy git!
I have had a semi-shitty day today, now my agression can go into this open thread.
And I bet I was 600, Scott-O.
My birth year?
semi-shitty? that must have been painful
Wow...Spammurabi is an idiot...he doesn't realize that Hotornot displays pics in random order.
Well, I mean, the signs are all there...
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Woo, open thread. That is all. Thank you for participating in this test.
I mean, there's "GREAT SCOT", which is funny, but not strong enough.
or like... "FIE!"
or maybe in other languages like "AI STO DIABLO" or "TABARNAC" or something...
or like... "FIE!"
or maybe in other languages like "AI STO DIABLO" or "TABARNAC" or something...
Oh my god, I went to eat and I've come back and you're still at this? Either the writers are lazy or dead.
Hah! Nothing quite as satisfying as insulting your friends to a bunch of near-complete strangers...
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Those words are just so very exciting!
Those words are just so very exciting!
Here's something which'll make the Tron curse:
Now that Forum is defunct, the only site older than you is the Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything.
Now that Forum is defunct, the only site older than you is the Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything.
or...satanic!
MONKEYS
Your birth aside, this has been a rather boring day in history relatively speaking.
or worse yet...kojirotanic!
Maybe the writers are out drunk somewhere....
Me: 600
Dave: 602
And you already ranted! :)
Dave: 602
And you already ranted! :)
WTF? It's still going? Well, I guess I haven't been away all that long...
welcome back to eternity
happy b'day tron. 'nite hosers.
This was the worst birthday ever.
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