So my friend insists that the conversatron must be fake. He seriously thinks that the creator of this site has no life and gets personal satisfaction, perhaps sexual, from sitting at his computer desk in his underwear 24 hours a day typing replies to all the posts. However, I believe that the conversatron, in all it's splendor, must, in fact, be real! Is there anything you can do that could prove to my friend that you are truly an omnicient god, and not some computer geek loser?
Responses:
Fry
So, wait...sitting at a desk in your underwear typing replies isn't 'real?'
Pho
When I said "real," what I really meant to say was "gay." Common 'tron, do something to prove your worthiness. Quit avoiding the true question here.
Bender
So, now you want us to prove that we're gay? What the hell are you talking about?
Leela
Avoiding the true question is what we do here. It's our nature. If we deny that nature, we deny ourselves, and thus cannot be real. Proving our 'realness' would in fact, disprove it.
Wouldn't you agree, Professor?
Professor Farnsworth
Eh? What?
Well, I think Fry might be, but I'm not sure.
Fry
What? I might be real?
Professor Farnsworth
No, no, gay!
Isn't anyone keeping track of the conversation here but me?
