So this random girl I talked to twice through AIM keeps on messaging me. I'm afraid she's going to look up my phone number and start stalking me... Any thoughts?
The Topic: Crazy AIM girl...
Responses:
First, find out if she's sexy.
If she's a sexy, cat-burglar type stalker, always sexily slinking her way into your house, wearing her tight, black, sexy stalker outfit, well then, my friend, I say let her stalk away!
Or better yet, give her the number of someone worth stalking, like the Zappster.
Or better yet, give her the number of someone worth stalking, like the Zappster.
And what if she's not sexy?
What? Well, then, the topic bores me and I don't want to hear anything more about it.
Yeah she's sexy... Sexy like Bea Arthur... ugggghhh...
Bea Arthur, eh? Intriguing!
Kif, who's Bea Arthur?
Was she the blonde Angel or one of the brunettes?
Was she the blonde Angel or one of the brunettes?
Unnnnhhh...
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