A day without stress...

Screwtape

...is it possible?

Responses:

Fry

Any day that starts just after midnight with someone waiting for 4 hours in line at a Krispy Kreme drive-through is bound to be stress-free.

Fry

Especially if you are at home sleeping while 'that someone' is getting you 'those doughnuts'.

Bender

You know, we could build a good cottage industry by providing hookers for patrons waiting in that line.

Professor Farnsworth

Too bad they outlawed Krispy Kremes in 2017 after that horrible pork-related accident at one of their franchises in Detroit.

Bender

Damnit, another great plan foiled by the pigs.

Nuts to this crappy planet.

Average rating: 4.55

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