I turn 21 on Wednesday. I have never had an alcoholic drink. What do you suggest I have for my first drink?
The Topic: Alcohol
Responses:
First time, eh?
Why don't you come down to my place after your birthday party, I'll mix you up a little something I like to call "the Nerd Bender".
I'm not sure I like that name. What's in it?
Mostly water, a little bit of cheap non-alcoholic margarita mix, and a whole lot of placebo effect. The nerds think they're getting drunk and act like dorks, and my regular patrons love watching it.
I probably shouldn't explain that right in front of them in the future, though.
Average rating: 4.55
Walking Best Of 1378 of 4777 Surprise me · every thread
Images © their respective owners. Text © 1999-2026 The
Conversatron. For entertainment purposes only.
Theme by Conversatron Command.
Never eat glass.