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Bill Gates

wonderwoman
did you know, that if he were to see a thousand dollar bill on the ground, it wouldn't be worth his time to pick it up, because in the 4 SECONDS it takes for him to bend over, he would make more money than that thousand dollar bill.

Does that not make you sick? It makes me sick.

Responses:
Steve Ballmer
There's a flaw in your logic.

Sock Puppet Bill
Lots of my money is made via intestments, which would happen if I work or not.

Steve Ballmer
Plus we're salaried, not by-the-second like you peons.

Sock Puppet Bill
Finding a $1,000 would just be gravy!

Jabbery Butter-Eating Jackson
Or butter!

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