I just had some awesome sex last night, and the price I paid was staying up until 2:30. Well the phone rings this morning at 8, and I knew it was the district calling me to be a sub. Am I evil because I didn't answer the phone, because I wanted to sleep instead of teach 6th grade, because I stayed up so late last night in bed?
Responses:
Ed McMahon
Little did she know the call was actually from me, Ed McMahon!
Fry
Wow! Because she'd won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes?
Ed McMahon
No, because I left my boxer shorts on her desk lamp last night!
