I fear I'm a moron.

RainbowBrite

I accidentally cooked chicken at 600 degrees tonight. Promply crisped it... all because I can't read the difference before bake and broil.

Ok. sorry, I know that wasn't funny. or even adequately stupid. maybe I'll just throw in some mispelings andother gammatical bloopers jus tto get some attenshun.

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Naked Washing Machine Boy

Now dinner is ruined.

Naked Washing Machine Boy

I think I'm going to cry.

Bender

Do you even eat?

Naked Washing Machine Boy

No, but this sort of thing often leads to an increased incidence of gravy stains.

Bender

Why is that?

Naked Washing Machine Boy

People get hungry.
And then they get angry!

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