I don't want an icon but

Serpentina

If I send you baked goods then do I get to nail you?

Responses:

Electric Jesus

Actually, I'm pretty tired of being nailed, but I'm sure someone around here would go for it.

Serpentina

I meant Bacon.

Receptionist

It turns out that Bacon's "being nailed" schedule is completely open.

Receptionist

Who would have expected that from an unemployed guy that uses meat as an avatar and spends all his time playing videogames?

Serpentina

I repeat:

I'll be up in Seattle in two hours with some Motion Lotion.

CEO Nwabudike Morgan

Ah, capitalism at work!

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