When I gaze upon its' features it makes me feel as if I were infested with the vermin from a thousand diseased prostitutes' genitals. Why must I suffer this fate? Woe is me!
I hate looking at it
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I'm sorry, but you're making absolutely no sense.
However, let me congratulate you on your original and completely groundbreaking apostrophe misuse.
What? It's plural and possessive? And a contraction? Wow! Brilliant.
What? It's plural and possessive? And a contraction? Wow! Brilliant.
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