patriotism

Y.T.

Because of the horrible Ninja-pretzel attack on our Commander-in-Chief, I felt compelled to eat an entire bag of chocolate-covered pretzels.

But my officemate also has a bag of them. Is it my patriotic duty to eat those, too?

Responses:

Brodie Bruce

You sure seem to like chocolate covered pretzels.

Y.T.

On second thought, he can keep them...
*shudder*

Lester Knight Chaykin

The weird thing is that my officemate just walked in with a big bag of pretzels right as I was reading this thread.

George W. Bush

This just shows how coordinated and organized these ninja pretzels are, and how serious this threat is.

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