Haiku

Flendarp

I love just one man
Naked Washing Machine Boy,
Will you marry me?

Responses:

Naked Washing Machine Boy

Your words have just set
The spin-cycle of my heart
But I have no ring.

Duckman

Come on, you need to flatter her! Women don't like that mushy crap!

Duckman

You sure have big boobs
I like that in a woman
put it on my bill.

Leela

Guh. You people make me sick.

Leela

At least Tigger didn't show up with one of his Limericks.

Tigger

You don't need a washer or duck
Tigger is here, so you're in luck
I perform great feats
whilst between the sheets
so let's go back to your place to...

Leela

I'm warning you...

Tigger

Enh. I don't have to finish it. She knows what I'm talking about.

Whoo hoo hoo hooooo!

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