Don't have to sound powerful, because they spend most of their time giving rich kids warnings for the felonies they commit, and then letting them go because they're (the kids) are rich.
Why do they bother to even call themselves police?
Responses:
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Oh man, that's such a sweet deal.
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
It's like writing your own retirement checks, tax-free.
BombNumber20
Hmm ... no one's going to bother correcting my "they're are" error?
Neat. I'm not even rich.
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Eh, you could have been.
BombNumber20
But I'm not.
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Meh, too late now. Thank your lucky stars for that whole double jeopardy thing.
Heh, that Alex Trebek, he's just plain entertaining, ain't 'e?
BombNumber20
Who is Alex Trebek?
Alex Trebek
I'm sorry, but your question must be in the form of a response.
