That "Khan vs. Zod" post got me thinking. How do you approach a fresh new post? Do you write a rough draft first? Do you play-act with someone else? Do you use notecards. Or are you guys just so goddamn good you don't need any revisions to build a structurally important joke like that?
Responses:
Jay
Sometimes it's just like shooting motherfucking fish in a barrel, boyee!
Jay
Come here you goddamn fish, Daddy's got a brand new Nine!
Bacon
Or like throwing fish down a well.
Jay
Fucking, you and your fucking wells man. We ought to throw you down a motherfucking well, tubby.
The Writers
Wait, wait, wait. Hold it right there.
The Writers
Uh, what now?
The Writers
Where the hell is this going? I mean, OK, Jay. But then... Bacon? Bacon?
The Writers
What about it?
The Writers
There's no dynamic there.
The Writers
You're just upset we voted against your 8-Ball idea.
The Writers
Maybe I'll do it anyway!
The Writers
Well we'll just see about th--
Alien Magic 8-Ball
ARUM UM NUM NUM NUM!
The Writers
Heh heh. Hey, wait.. no.. don't do th--ARGH!
Alien Magic 8-Ball
ARUM UM NUM NUM NUM!
Alien Magic 8-Ball
Alien Magic 8-Ball
*burp*
Comic Book Store Guy
Oh puh-lease. You can clearly still see the writers that were supposedly ea--
