Ouch

I was just idly sucking on an empty bottle of soda, and I messed up and my lower lip got sucked inside. I removed my lip, but it made a monstrous farting sound that I am sure everyone around me heard.

Should I go from cubicle to cubicle explaining tht I did not just fart monstrously and that my lip was stuck in a bottle, or should I just add this to my ever growing store of events that cause shame and humiliation?

I came up with the solution:

I made the sound several times in succession and then blew into the bottle to make whistling sound.

Now it should be apparent to all around me exactly what was going on.