x-girlfriend

The Asker

What is she coming over to my house?

Responses:

Crow T. Robot

I give up, what is she?

Tom Servo

Is she like a creepy C.H.U.D.?

Crow T. Robot

Ooh, or maybe a spawn of Cthulhu?

Tom Servo

Possibly a pizza delivery person.

Crow T. Robot

They aren't scary.

Tom Servo

They are if you don't have the money to pay the driver!

Crow T. Robot

Okay, next, possibly she's Mothra.

Tom Servo

Ooh. Mooottthraaaa. Mooottthraaaa...

Crow T. Robot

Or maybe just a girl with cooties.

Tom Servo

Or maybe an ex-girlfriend?

Crow T. Robot

I guess that would seem to fit with the question.

Tom Servo

Another mystery solved!

Crow T. Robot

I think it's time for pie now.

Tom Servo

Ooh! Marionberry.

Another problem solved by pie.

Crow T. Robot

Yes that's right folks, it's "pie".

The answer for all the world's problems.

Tom Servo

Ask for it by name!

Crow T. Robot

Or just by making a gesture involving shoveling imaginary things into your mouth with an imaginary fork.

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