This whole not caring thing is really un-attractive. I think that's why you guys aren't getting any. You should care for and nurture the users as if they were your own little dorky babies. If your name contains "Dan" or "moose", disregard this message.
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Greg Danmoose
Whew! That sounded like too much work for me, anyway.
Alf
Wait, didn't you use to be "Some guy who just walked in off the street?"
