The Topic: So lonely...

The Asker

My boyfriend's gone for two weeks. I'll be quite lonely. Anyone wanna help me? I swear, I'm cute!

Fry

If only I had a nickel for every time an anonymous woman on the Internet said that she was available and cute...

Bender

You'd have a nickel.

And an ugly date.

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