Geek Porn

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So I'm a geek girl working and living in the LA area but have gotten offers to have pictures taken for Playboy and Penthouse. What should I say? I mean really. . . how many guys want to look at geek girls in those sort of publications?

Responses:

Duckman

You're right, we don't buy those magazines to look at geek girls.

Duckman

We buy them to look at breasts.

The Writers

Do you think that's enough, or should we flirt with her some to make sure she hangs around for a while?

The Writers

Don't be a moron, Ted. Everyone claims to be a Playboy-caliber geek girl at first. That why they call it the Internet.

The Writers

Fine, let's have her identify validated.

WOPR

Validating geekiness...

WOPR

Validating geekiness... Browser: Mozilla 1.0.1 OS: Linux on Intel Geekiness confirmed

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Validating location...

WOPR

Validating location... Location: Caltech Location confirmed

WOPR

Validating gender and Playboy caliber...

WOPR

Validating gender and Playboy caliber... Unconfirmed!

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