Goddammit, Conversatron!

BuzzKirkwood

How many State of the Unions do we need a year??

Responses:

Alexander Hamilton

One.

Thomas Jefferson

Five.

I like to see and be seen.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

One per war.

Fidel Castro

None! Overthrow the scoundrels!

United Nations

Will all of you shut up already?

We don't need to hear about your piddling nation's progress and troubles.

Ralph Nader

I wish I could get just one.

None of you even care about third party politicians. We're just as legiti...

Al Gore

Oh do shut up, Ralph.

Nobody cared about my plight, do you honestly think they will care about yours?

George W. Bush

Shit, if I can just get through this one I'll be happy enough to drink myself into another 'pretzel accident'.

BuzzKirkwood

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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