Hot hot soy based meat products

Smanda

I have a new love in my life:

http://www.lightlife.com/products/smartbacon.html

Milkman Dan

Move over bacon, it's time for something wholly un-American!

Ted Johnson

Meatless bacon? No fat or grease?
That along with Egg-Rite (TM) Egg Substitute sounds like the kind of crap they feed to federal prisoners.

Smanda

But its the new way to add that delicious sizzle to your morning..

Milkman Dan

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that "delicious sizzle" is hot meat fat and grease spurting around.

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