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Uh, yeah, thanks.
I'd just like to thank everyone for bearing with us during this whole 'cube' thing.
It was just supposed to be a test, but I'm afraid it got out of hand.
I'd just like to thank everyone for bearing with us during this whole 'cube' thing.
It was just supposed to be a test, but I'm afraid it got out of hand.
However, I'm pleased to say that we've got it under control now, and I think we've got most of the bugs out of the system. Everything should be working perfectly in a few hours.
Obviously, the Cube bypassed the Conversatron main process entirely and linked to the user feed. But I think that this happy accident finally proved to me just how run down and boring the site was becoming in the first place.
In fact, site efficiency and user traffic improvements during the test have been great enough in comparison to the old human-run site, that I'm happy to announce that the change to Cube-only based question responses will become permanent as of, well, whenever we get it working 100% sometime today.
Thanks for your patronage during this switch, and I'm sure you'll all be as excited as I am about this new service.
In fact, site efficiency and user traffic improvements during the test have been great enough in comparison to the old human-run site, that I'm happy to announce that the change to Cube-only based question responses will become permanent as of, well, whenever we get it working 100% sometime today.
Thanks for your patronage during this switch, and I'm sure you'll all be as excited as I am about this new service.
Hopefully you'll continue to use the Conversatron for all your...uh, various needs.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go change the locks before the writers try to come in for the morning shift.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go change the locks before the writers try to come in for the morning shift.
"What's that you say, Lassie? Klingons? Off the port bow?"
Oh...my...God.
My whole worldview will forver be changed.
My whole worldview will forver be changed.
......
And on that note. Bed.
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
And on that note. Bed.
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
Well it's been nice hating ya!
Oh my god, you killed the conversatron! You....ahhh.....my heart's not in it.
You know, it IS April First. Take that as you will.
April 1st is the best time to hit people with bad news. They don't believe it until its too late.
Trust me on this one.
Trust me on this one.
I thought it was another of those lame crossover artist weeks.
How apropros.
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