Toniiiiiight, tonight...
I wanna get laid but I'm having my period. Any suggestions?
Responses:
So? Jesus, tell him to suck it up-
Eww!
-and do you! Sex is already awash in vile fluids, one more isn't going to hurt anything.
I thought you weren't supposed to be here today.
I'm just here to rent a video.
Whatever you were going to get, it can't beat "Blood on the Intercourse III". I'm just starting it.
Uh, no thanks.
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