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cheetas

Im Chip
why don't you play poker in the jungle?

Responses:
Freakazoid
Okay, I held back as long as I could, but I have to make this clear:
Freakazoid
CHEETAHS DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE, you big leaky tofu-brain!

I mean, think about it! What do cheetahs do? They run! What are jungles made of? Trees! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN INTO A TREE? HUH?
Freakazoid
Freakazoid
Okay, I feel much better now.
Freakazoid
But I'm never playing poker with YOU, mister.
Freakazoid
My parents won't let me gamble.

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