Good thing I listed to morning rive time. I found out this morning that all that stuff about "evolution" I believed is garbage because no one has ever seen speciation (a process that would take at least 1000 generations) actually occur. Man am I glad I got that straightened out. I sure wish I knew how we got here, though - now I am completely at a loss, because the person denouncing evolution didn't have any better solution. 'Tron, how did we get here?
Responses:
Academician Prokhor Zakharov
Well, creationists have never seen God creating an animal, either, but that's never stopped them. None of their complaints hold water. A popular refrain is that eyesight is too complex to have appeared randomly, yet it has evolved seperately a half dozen times.
Sister Miriam Godwinson
Oh, there's a reasonable argument. "You might say it's impossible that a $50 bill would randomly appear in my shoe, but it's happened 5 different times!"
I'd say that's better evidence that someone's putting it there!
Academician Prokhor Zakharov
Not only are your arguments inane and poorly thought-out, but so is your haircut.
There, I've said it.
Sister Miriam Godwinson
Well, at least I don't go around wearing dorky red-green 3-D glasses all day.
