Back to main page

Scotch on the rocks

Nougat
AND I MEAN ICE!

Responses:
George Costanza
Don't you find you get more without ice?
Jerry Seinfeld
Without ice? Maybe he wants it cold.
George Costanza
Well, can't they give you the ice... on the side? In another glass?
Jerry Seinfeld
Then they'd probably charge him for the extra glass.
George Costanza
I guess.
If only there was some way to bring your own ice.
Jerry Seinfeld
The ice is already factored into the drink and the size of the glass. It's alcohol! Not an all-refills-are-free soda at a Taco Bell!
George Costanza
Wait, when did Taco Bell get free refills?
Jerry Seinfeld
What do you care, you don't even like the food there.
George Costanza
Well, no. But sometimes I like a lot of soda.
I could go in with a book and drink a lot of soda.
Jerry Seinfeld
They have this deal now.
You buy a taco, a burrito, and a large drink, and you get free refills.
George Costanza
That's so stupid.
If the refills are free, why not just charge you for the small? You can just refill the small one more often.
Jerry Seinfeld
You don't even like it there!
Nougat
God, the service in this place.

Average rating: 4.55